My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
tell your sister to shave her snatch
i wish there were pregnant emoticons
turns out Discover card thinks that if you spend $450 at four different liquor stores in one evening that the card "must have been stolen"
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Mid thrust he tells me that we have bio together
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
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I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
Was my shirt on fire at any point last night? Because I'm fairly sure my shirt was on fire.
I found your dog. Now we are bros, so he is staying. Don't call, don't make it weird.
Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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