I've decided through careful research we can out drink any country folk.
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
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I just found my coat check number in my underwear.
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
I heard you were walking home with taylor with your dress completely up and your ass exposed
Yeah, that sounds like my life.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
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Oh my god. A memory of last night just came to me. One of our neighbors joked about Thomas having a big dick and I just kept shaking my head profusely.
Drunk yet?
Well I just did the worm on an empty dance floor while the bridesmaids were serving cake. You tell me.
it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Haha idk you were stealing pizza dough at dominos
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
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