that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
new low.... made out with someone while peeing
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
They have a guy from new zealand living under their stairs.. they don't charge him rent. He just buys food and booze and bartends their house parties.
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I'm pretty sure I just woke up to one of the airport janitors saying that she wanted to tie me up and do something.. I couldn't hear what, thank god
There were gay boys and a jukebox. It was like god wanted me to.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
Some idiot from high school is in the hospital for bonging three beers up his ass
He should have died. Natural selection.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
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He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
This is ridiculous. I’m in fucking college getting high off a potato.
He told me if he passed out to wake him by sitting on his face, and if he suffocated at least he would die happy. Found the one.
Found like seven bruises in the shower. One was shaped like a hand. Best. Sex. Ever.
But he said I was unpatriotic for not having sex with him. What was I suppose to say to that?
So the makeout sesh? Not so great. His stubble rubbed my face raw, he tried to push me towards auto-erotic asphyxiation, and he licked my forehead. Twice.
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