another moral hangover. fuck.
apparently when i got back to tyler's i layed face down on the bed and yelled "don't hurt my asshole!"
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
we just ate hash browns in a nativity scene with baby jesus
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
I AM SMARTER THAN EVERY FUCKBOY WHO HAS EVER SWIPED LEFT ON ME
I don't know how it started but we all ended up shirtless andI was covered in crawfish and wearing a sombrero.
I'm sorry for peeing on you last night. Will cookies make up for it?
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