Turns out he's not gay. He just didn't know how else to say he's not into me. He just hit on my sister.
Alli causes anal leakage. You can find someone to like you if you are fat but no one will like you if you poop yourself.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
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Are you still at the party or did I leave?
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
we got kicked out of her coke dealer's house when we wouldn't stop quoting "a league of their own"
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At the end of the night i was really thirsty and tied to a bedpost
I was going to try being motivated today. But then I took a hit while still in bed.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Omg I just woke up in his bed.. I'm fully clothed and he is naked. I'm so confused.
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
I woke up under the kitchen table. Andy is cursing out Joe Exotic's name in between heaves in the bathroom. Jay is trying to sleep w/ a shirt tied over his eyes. Lena and Brad braved the sun to go get bloody mary supplies and food. I'd say the Tiger King drinking game was a success.
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