in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
And for 6 straight hours, I laid on my bedroom floor trying to convince myself it would perfectly acceptable to pee on my own floor
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
the ceiling is raining jello shotss
It just goes to show you, your dreams can come true. You can hook up with your dads hot married friend.
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I literally cut myself out of my pants. What is my life.
We were drunk at 3am with no food. I sent him to the lobby with ninety cents for like a bag of chips and I swear on my life he came back with a meatball sub
...did you ask him where he got a meatball sub at 3:00am?
He just kept mumbling something about being a hunter/gatherer
Oh AND he got us two bags of chips.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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