me and ur bf were arguing about whether coke was vegan. i really hope it's vegan
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I should be sponsored by Trojan
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
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i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
Imma do me. And by that, I mean I'm going to walk across campus still drunk at 9am on a Tuesday.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
I might run out into oncoming traffic. Id rather break my legs and/or die then continue with today.
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I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
She's still mad at me for saying she looked pregnant and not getting her chicken nuggets.
I can't believe I watched you put a tampon in in the parking garage
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
It's nice doing the walk of shame at 530 am, the birds are chirping, campus is empty, and it's dark so noone can see who the Fuck you are
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