Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I hate seeing commercials about babies when i'm high
Yeah, I don't like babies at all
She just wrapped her tongue around my thumb.....lizard girl may be my next wife.
At one point we asked the guy to play "the lion sleeps tonight" with his bagpipes. Best version ever.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
2:34, make a wish! I wish I wasn't on acid at Planned Parenthood. What's yours?
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
She drunkenly texted me about Japanese mythology at four AM. I think I’m in love.
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