some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
downstairs . braiding the drunk passed out girls hair, she will thank us In the morning
We made the pizza boy do Jell-o shots with us. He didn't even deliver to our house, we just called him over from the neighbors
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Super awkward when the coworker you made out with in exchange for molly last weekend keeps coming over to your cube and trying to talk to you
SOMEONE WITH THE TWITTER HANDLE "METHLAB" FAVORITED THAT PICTURE
I FINALLY GET TO MASTURBATE. SO EXCITED.
My fridge is empty and all of my food is in the bathtub. Just.. Why?
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
You ate ashes out of my bong
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
I think I just sharted jello shots
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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