i threw up in over 4 different places last night. it was like a world tour
so after he got his stomach pumped, he asked for a smoking room.
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
one of my coworkers is shitshow drunk, getting naked. she's about to ride the bull.
i was just going to ask if it would be cool for me to come and have a beer...
it's total chaos here. i may ride the bull... i'll be visible.
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Hint of advice dont get with minor league baseball players, you can google their stats but not their stds.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
Everyone keeps telling me I look so healthy and happy today: the power of the penis people!!
I told him I was gunna have sex with him in both of our cars at the same time.
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I am no longer drunk enough to crave tostitos
I just want my paycheck, and my friends. And alcohol and tacos. Is that so much to ask?
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Okay but look at his jawline. I NEED TO RIDE IT.
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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