i fuckib htae you, you church bitch.
Do you think the new Crest Whitestrips Advance Seal would stay on while I give him head? It would be great to knock out 2 things at once...
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
The dean held back my hair as I was puking after graduation. That means so much more than a diploma and a handshake.
She was that classic mixture between "Hell no" and "Why the fuck not."
I just used a coupon while buying plan B. The pregnant sales clerk nodded in approval.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
This is why we can never be together. Well that and we r married to other ppl but that's very minor detail compared to the coffee issue
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
He had a hook in his ceiling. I think I'm in love!
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
Dude i woke up today by a pile of fried chicken and wearing a bra
.......stop going to frat parties....
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