Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
My 3rd grade teacher, who was also my fav, thought i was in prison. That seriously upsets me.
Bad idea pregaming graduation.... she just threw up before walking across the stage... i'm gonna miss this
he's drinking at 8 in the morning. it's going to be one of those "or else the terrorists have won" kinda days
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Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
he tried to breastfeed my turtle
Staying in I think. Boyfriend has domesticated me. I'm making eggs naked right now. Also really high.
my boss told me he would look for my wallet when he went back to the strip club tonight.
Just found my bra in a bag of chips on the kayak floating about the pond. Sure sign of a good night
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Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
I understand, but unless there is an intervention for me being planned, i DON NOT want to talk about my life choices
Watching the awkward tinder date at the table next to mine is the most action I've had in months, so there's that.
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
why yes, bad decisions will be made starting at 3PM Thurs through 8PM on Sun. You have been warned. Plan accordingly.
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