I cant talk right now they are about to fuck again
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I just woke up with the words DO IT on my hand and six beers in my purse.
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
She told me I reminded her of the fair. And she wanted to deep fry my dick and eat it.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
You wrote me a check. For zero dollars. For my soul. Dick.
Sweet! It'll be a "that-minor-I-used-to-serve-alcohol-to-is-no-longer-a-minor" party!!!
I hid a TracFone in her bra. We'll find her tomorrow.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
For the first time in my life, I still have money by the next payday. Who is this responsible person and what have they done with the real me?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
They kept freaking out that you were missing and potentially having sex.. like it was a bad thing. Got fed up with hearing it so i just yelled "ITS HER BIRTHDAY AND SHE CAN FUCK IF SHE WANTS TO!" They gave me unnecessary looks. I thought it was acceptable.
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