what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I don't know what's more sad: The fact that he fingered the side of my leg, or the fact that the side of my leg feels like a vagina.
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Did we fight the bathroom girl ? She just wanted to give us lotion and condoms.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
4 girls from the bar, me, strip basketball. here. NOW
ALso, saw an adorable man walking an adorable dog with his adorable kid.
And yes, that last sentence is biased because my ovaries started screaming
You're seeing with your vagina, not your eyes.
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
You set fire to his cat.
In my defense, I did not think it would be in the trash bag.
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
Randomize
