i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
every single kid we've ever known, every single person we've gotten blow jobs from, every single person we've hit home runs with... is at dennys right now
I made a game called come to class high and eat nachos.
he sounded really stupid. it was like his puke had a stutter, too.
If you're trying to piece together your night, I can tell you where those tassels came from.
I had to do a class evaluation today & the girl beside me didn't fill in any bubbles she just wrote in huge letters RETIRE across the whole sheet
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
I threw up in a Buffalo Wild Wings and then got a high-five. I really don't understand America
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I feel like it went downhill once I decided we should take $100 tequila shots.. oops lol
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
I'm a girl who met my last three bfs in gay clubs. Think I'm doing something wrong?
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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