on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
I coulnt tell if he was cumming or if I was throwing up
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
Would you get mad if I held a "how many dick pics can you get in one night" competition with my friend?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
I knew no one else would have gone along with it since it's morally wrong and probably illegal. You said, "Yes. And let's add fireworks."
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Yiu ever laugh so hard you stop breathing? Turns out weed -can- kill you.
If you're wondering about the mess, we had sex in the kitchen. There was noodles involved.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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