You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
one two three fourrrrnication!
It's noon and i am somehow drinking by myself in a jazz tent in broad daylight.
u sent me just one boob. one just doesnt do it for me. u dont get full on a half a rack of ribs u need a full one
theres so much semen in my vacuum cleaner...
That combination of brocholi bacon eggs cheese ketchup and pasta would have been a revaltion had you not thrown up on the stove and put out the pilot light
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
So we became Pizza Strippers- we stripped and asked for slices of pizza in return.
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
He compared my ass to "a 13 year old track star's ass." Umm WTF? Is that supposed to be a compliment? And when I questioned boy or girl he said "either."
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I was just seen throwin up on the bookstore building near a trashcan by parents. Naturally I throw a thumbs up and say go college
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