I just found out the FDA voted to ban Vicodin, my last connection to this world has been destroyed
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
You kept asking who was the good cop and who was the bad cop, you said you only wanted to talk to the good one
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she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
I have fence marks all over my body
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It's only ok to pee out the window in the afternoon when you're drunk.
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
There are regrets.. and there are RAGRETS
His abs are so defined he looks like a human xylophone.
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
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