id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
it was 6 in the morning, and you cried until i put mulan in. then you proceeded to say every word, not to mention sing along... stop drinking.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
running the faucet water is not hiding the sound of you vomiting. fyi.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
i looked up and she was looking over the stall watching me pee and told me to unlock the door. that dedicated to sucking my dick.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
I could study for finals and ace all my tests but wheres the fun in that? id rather black out and hope for the best
Did u see the proverb she left as a comment on my picture?
Awk. Hanging with her while messaging her ex about sex injuries he gave me
He was wearing running shoes tho. Thats like the cardinal rule. You don't fuck a guy who wears running shoes as regular shoes.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
On a scale of having tea with Ghandi to the apocalypse how bad of an idea is it to drink with a 100 degree fever?
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