okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
Well i have to fuck at least one of your roommates this year to keep the tradition alive.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
About 98% sure I just walked by some dude jerking it in the library. I'm guessing his college experience isn't going as planned
I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I know what I want to do this Friday. However, it might end in me getting kicked out of an arcade and a mini golf course.
I’m ready to be reckless and make stupid decisions, and I need you to support me in that.
Randomize
