Help i just walked in on mom blowing dad
Holy fuck. She looks like Vin Diesel's stuntman
there needs to be a build-a-bong store...
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
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I learned the names of so many hookups when they read them at graduation
When i asked him what happened all he said was, the toucan... the toucan... over and over again.
you can officially check off peeing off the 5th floor while shouting "I want to break the guinness world record for longest piss stream" off your college to do list.
His wife made me pancakes and let me borrow a clean shirt. Should I drop his class or use this to my advantage
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
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Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
i told someone my fallback plan was to be a slutty bartender and i needed the practice as i straddled them to pour a shot
i just remembered i drunk watched the brave little toaster last night
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
I'm, like, this 🤏🏼 close to buying crocs
And you're also 🤏🏼 to never putting your dick inside me again
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