question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Nobody is stopping the marines from drinking in class on veterans day. They literally brought a cooler with a bottle of whiskey and vodka on ice. And are passing out red cups to anyone interested. Staying in Vegas for college has officialy become an A+ decision
I'm sorry I did drugs then got really loud and bitchy at your party and judged your choice in one night stands.
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
We decided to make playlists for each other. Do you know any songs that say "sorry I'm not as hot as your prostitute ex?"
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
My doctor was like "I think adderall is a great choice. It'll definitely benefit you and you say you've taken it before so you'll be fine!" \nAnd I was like "yeah bro, totally"
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
Of all the kinds of relationships I've had in my life, I'd have to say, lab-partner-with-benefits takes the fuckin cake
He slept outside in his hammock, and then took a lawn chair with him in the shower because he was too drunk to stand up.
i black out too much to be "responsible"
Just looked at the TV in the bar for the weather report. Didn't want to walk home drunk during a tornado warning
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