Yeah unless I can find some idiot to make love to
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
Also, just saw a kid in a gorilla costume being questioned by a boardwalk cop. I love ocean city.
at roughly 3:30am you called me saying you were gonna start a big game of strip twister in politics class and i was your partner.
Its 6 am and me and the girl in the next apartment have been taking turns puking and yelling "never agaaaain" thru the walls.
Found a Safeway Deli Sandwich in the shower this morning... Perhaps the 9th beer was unnecessary.
Her inability to understand the word "moderation" is the achille's heel of an otherwise perfect human
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
I need to get a job that holds me accountable for something. Otherwise I wake upon Monday wondering when the booze store opens and if I still have a boyfriend.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Well I was thinking of taking him out for drinks then lecturing him about his drinking... kind of like an open minded intervention
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
The highlight of my night will be digging in other people's garbage
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