I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
Your friend who drunkenly cleaned the kitchen just wished the class a Happy National Tutu Day. While wearing a tutu. Make a move or I'm gonna marry her.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
I didn't pay $79 for lingerie for you to cum in 30 seconds
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
What's your fascination with fucking to the Lion King Soundtrack?
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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