hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
I'm so never shaving my vag in a target bathroom for him again.
I just puked into a plastic bag at a red light. Go me.
I tried telling you she just blew me in the bathroom but you were too busy making out with her to listen
Friends help friends remove their foot from the sunroof after an epic smoke sesh.
Last night in my drunkenness I bought hurricane supplies which included a jug of wine and a bouquet of flowers. Apparently I'm going to woo Irene.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
So to distract myself from jackies vomiting, im making up a story in my head. It's called the little penis that could
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
I'm smoking pot with a man in a pink suit, size 15 wide shoes who bought his bowl from a place called Chinese Bling Bling while I'm dressed as a unicorn drinking pumpkin beer
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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