So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Even if you were sober, spitters are STILL quitters, end of story.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
She said, and I quote "how do you run with something that big between your legs".
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I think my hookup is starting to fall for me. Time to break his heart.
The fact that he said "there's nothing wrong with being a raging drunk, just ask my mother." has me thinking that I have no positive role-models among my friends.
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
I appreciate the I'll come bail you out of jail tone in the text
I just watched a porn called gay of thrones and I think I've reached a new low in my life
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
Yo I'm lookin at the cows. They're just fucking docile things
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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