She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
its amazing there are so many photos of me and him separately, since most of that party time was spent sneaking away to fuck upstairs...
You will never truly trust yourself until you have shaved your armpits, legs, and vagina in the dark.
i vomited out of my nose in three different houses so far, i will be back for my boots tomorrow
I told him I felt we were at the point where if I saw him talking to another girl, I'd probably choke him out. So I guess you could say things are getting serious.
I'm still working on figuring out my birthday blowjob schedule. I'd love to just have all three of them get in there but I get the feeling they wouldn't like that.
He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I'm in my onesie attempting to spoon-feed myself cold soup. I'm playing freeze tag with my hangover. My hangover's winning.
Oh, don't mind me, that's just my vagina rattling.
I made out with that lesbian chick for a blunt. NO REGRETS.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
SOOOOOO I just attempted to go to the gym, hungover. Ended up throwing up in the bathroom. I hope people think I'm just working out really hard
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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