Through a series of unfortunate circumstances, I think I just sprayed lime juice on my vagina.
oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
It's the foolproof way to identify who didn't get laid last night
Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
I've never been so embarrassed. It's like waking up as Fred Durst.
Is this girl REALLY making a smoothie in the bathroom right now?
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
It's okay I didn't send any nudes tonight so we are safe *inserts photo of a baseball umpire doing the safe signal*
Act your age.
I am. I'm acting like a drunk 20 year old.
Randomize
