walking on gravel proved too much for her barefeet so she traded her bra for some guys sneakers.
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Well, what part of "I've heard she has crabs" didn't you take into consideration?
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Dude. I've been high for so many hours now that I'm just accepting this as my new reality.
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
I almost just opened my door to get my pizza butt ass naked
Think i may just have managed the saddest high-five in history. Finished a sudoku and high-fived myself, then looked around for somebody to high five. there was noone. forever alone.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
Randomize
