You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
if you call bong hits and onion rings a party, then yeah
i told her that i loved her pillow breasts and then she asked me if i wanted to motor boat them. so yea, i do need the room tonite.
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
I'm sober enough to question why I have your name as "the wolverine" in my phone.
i think the penis that was inside of me changed my life
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
She was just trying to do dick voodoo. Pretty standard stuff.
I can't believe there are people our age getting engaged and I can't even find a solid coke dealer.
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