i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
i'm officially boycotting relationships. hello random hook ups and treating men like meat.
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
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Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
I left after my shirt got dropped in the toilet thinking that there was absolutely no good that could happen the rest of the evening. I hear I was very wrong.
Hey I'm not sure why your jacket's covered in maple syrup but I just realized you didn't leave the house earlier wearing a jacket...
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
We were sitting in a hot tub debating how drunk we could get by osmosis if we kept spilling our drinks in it. This is what engineering college does to you.
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I keep shaking cocoa puffs out of my hair. Best Sunday Funday ever.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
I just noticed, at some point last night I got on iTunes and purchased over 100 classical piano songs.
My fuck buddy and I talked about Amelia Bedilia for ten minutes before having sex. I think I'm in love.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
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