we're blogging at a bar
Fuck their fairy tale bullshit. I shall ruin it. With a few thrusts of my cock.
the reason why you were crawling on your hands and knees from room to room last night was because you thought the ceiling fans were chasing you...
that makes sense.
mondays should just be called national damage control day
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
I actually had fun getting arrested. That high.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
Well his ex just grabbed his dick and told him yep Ill call u later
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I made that picture of you my lock screen. So I've just been standing around at work licking my phone all day.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Tried to put an eye patch on while hooking up with a girl. She was not amused.
Got arrested last night. My cell mate just added me on Facebook.
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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