Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I like to think it a success when the cops are called
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
long story short: there's a file in the master file cabinet labeled "lube".
Selling Girl Scout Cookies outside bars for higher than retail value has got to be the most profitable idea. Ever.
Hu mahhiw im so tired.i just got done. In fo dleepu. Aaaaaaahh. I qisj my mom filmed me. In axtunf so funny
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
"can of pringles" is totally a legitimate measure of time
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
He also deemed that the fact that I couldn't log into Netflix was not an emergency. He's wrong.
Everyday this week I have woken up to a different dick pic. It's like a dick pic a day calendar!
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
I didn't know it was possible and I don't know if I'll ever be able to do it again on my own but he literally fuck me sideways.
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