have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I got to watch him fuck me from behind in the reflection of an ornament. so glad I decorated.
We FINALLY fucked. I swear that's the longest I've ever held out for
Umm you met him three days ago....
I said what I said
I swear if his heart was half the size of the cum stains he's left on my sheets we would have the perfect relationship
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I'm still not a hundred percent.. I haven't shit anything solid in two days.. I have pulled my puker muscles and I can't take deep breaths cuz of other unidentified muscles/maybe heart attack
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
I just had a threesome in the back of my mom's van. I'm pretty sure the rest of my week is going to be epic.
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
They shoved things up my nose I feel violated
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
The Game of Thrones convention was just a drunk fuckfest.
Please tell me you banged Jon Snow.
My brain is a dvd screensaver and I'm allowed to have a good thought when it hits the corner
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