porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
Just because you were able to pour the entire bottle of wine into 2 glasses does not mean you took it easy last night.
we put a pacifier in your mouth because you kept drunkenly singing country music.
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Woke up in the front yard with a chalupa and a firecracker in my back pocket. It's what the founding fathers would want
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
I was making out with him, and then his friend randomly took off my pants and started going down on me. My first semi-threesome was a success.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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