we went to that german restaurant and drank out of the boots. Then I threw up into one
I'm in the mood to be taken advantage of ;-)
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
College students should never be allowed to have snow days. Never.
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
After blacking out and loosing my phone for a month, I found it in the parking lot across the street. Last text "rager in the street". I remember none of this.
Burnt myself on soup.. consencus go back to hospl. they will lov me. twins in one nigh. still hve band on. fuck
It was drunk tag. I was Alice in wonderland chasing a ballerina who was chasing Lance Armstrong who had needles in his arms.
Dude, you stalking his LINKEDIN profile will NOT affect your chances with him. We aren't 40...
I ate mushroom chocolates & went to the botanical gardens for Christmas. HAPPY FUCKING HOLIDAYS
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
I don't know where you went, but if you're anywhere near the liquor, pour me another drink
Left my wallet at the store. Wouldn't have noticed if the joint I just rolled wasn't in it.
like, there were so many other better not terrible choices you could have made, so i'm honestly baffled that you managed to fuck up that bad
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