My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
I look like one classy bitch running in heels through my backyard while carrying a small dog and a large bottle of booze. How am I still single?
Seems like you've kicked summer 2012 off well.
Bruce the cab driver wants to take me on a date to see Taken 2
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
Enjoy the penises
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
So my step mom just informed me she tells stories about me at work as a form of birth control for the girls that work there, not sure if i should be offended or proud.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
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