We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
I wish you could buy pregnancy test at the liquor store, it's the only place I feel comfortable being a disgrace because I know they understand why it happened...
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
21 People Who Barely Escaped Death
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
...Then she just started hitting me with a loaf of bread.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
She was kinda cute. So long as you don't mind neck tattoos and bad life choices.
These 21 Drunks Said The Darndest Things
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Someone touched my vagina when we were out last night. The fact that it was you is inconsequential and I am still counting it as a pull.
Highlight of my night: you taking that shot of garlic butter and then throwing the empty container down on the stairs and saying FUCK.
Dude, she doesn't even live here... She just can't eat all our food and masturbate on my dog's couch...
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.