Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
miscarriage! now THATS a gift from god.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
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5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
I stole so many things from the ER last night.
stuck in the elevator with that hot guy from the 3rd flood. Worried he can smell my spray tan and desperation
My mouth feels like I've been chewing on leather and firecrackers for the past 3 days
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That freshman guy that keeps trying to hook up with me just saved someone's life ... Should I reconsider?
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
We have GOT to stop getting stoned and going out for expensive dinners.
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
ANIME MEN ARE MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY AGAIN
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
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