i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
rainy day on campus = new personal fetish for girls in booty shorts and colorful rain boots
I know you didn't add your TWO random hook ups from the weekend to your FB friends AND change your status to "Good Catholic Girl" on the same day.
I only knew it was midnight because i got happy new years texts while i puked outside
Walking home still drunk in snow. Snowflakes are my only hydration..Need moreee
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Bring condoms and burritos. The rest will fall into place
I am just saying if Clark Kent walks into your life, you fuck him
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
sorry i got drunk at sunday brunch and force fed carrot sticks to your cat
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