nothing tight i'm going to stuff myself with food and alchy
who let me buy 6 packs of big league chew? and eat them all? thats not cool
Apparently Chef Boyardee is the only guy I'm taking home tonight.
is drinking for groundhog day legit?
well you blacked out on MLK day and we pregamed arbor day, so yes
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
Eating doritas dunked in queso con salas. Salllas. Salska. Salsa. Got it. Shhiitt. Salsa con queso. That's better. I'm hot pink socks.
I'm on my fifth double. This night is getting better whether it likes it or not.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
its official: beach shits are the exact same as mountain shits
Id have to say flaming beer pong was a royal success.
The multiple male orgasm is a real thing. I've seen it. I've caused it. I called him a unicorn.
I think you just described to us the most perfect drunken fairy tale that has somehow never been written
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
How do I tell my boss I have slutty fantasies about him, me and his conference room table?
Randomize
