After work we went home to fool around. Turns out he had sawdust under his foreskin. I'm never going down on him again.
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
we have 69 mutual friends...i have to add her
no normal human would even think about making waldo slutty but you
She literally pulled the door off the hinges and "dropped" it down the stairs... Do I just say 'good job' and put her to sleep?
And for those of you keeping score at home this is the 7th time I've found Casey passed out head first in a bowl of chips at a party I didn't even know she was at
I woke up to a shot of jager next to my face. I felt bad for it so i drank it
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
We went there specifically for you to break it off with him and I walk in on you two in the bathroom with his dick in your mouth
but he had pizza... so i win
I give up.
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
It’s bad enough my brother slept with half of the sorority this year, but now he’s lifeguarding at the club and every divorcée and cougar in town is asking me for his number. My twin is a manwhore and I’ve become his pimp.
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