sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Needless to say, wine tasting turned into wine chugging
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
260 beers this month. I need a new hobby.
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I have a breathe right strip stuck to my forehead, several inexplicable bruises and I think someone tried to paint my nails with glue, but I still have my Santa hat. I'm gonna call this one a success.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I broke a glass at the bar and ended up with blood on my forehead. I apparently kept screaming BLOOD like the little boy in that YouTube video.
I just realized why I have little cuts all over my fingers. There was a broken pint glass in my purse last night.
And I'm determined to make an Eiffel Tower happen sometime. I just don't know who will take the pic (first world sex problem?)
He showed up on school grounds wearing nothing but a suit of armor. Really at this point I'm more impressed than angry.
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
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