i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Buhtt sex?
will power is for people who don't want to get laid
is it sad that i think every plant i pass on the highway looks like a plant from farmville?
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
You know what i just remembered? I asked the 8 ball if i was gonna get kicked out this semester before any of this stuff happened and it said yes. ITS REAL.
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I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
The CEO is on this whole 'what do you do with your spare time?' kick. Umm... get drunk and have sex in bar parking lots.
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
Why do pants feel so unnatural once you enter your own house
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
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