I've blown a few things in my day
my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
Swear. I think after passing out in a community college parking lot I can safely nominate myself for the piece of shit of the year award
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She gave me a bj in her parent's kitchen while I ate the rest of her mom's birthday cake. Fuck. Yes.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Jameson and I invented street rugby last night. Yeah
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
Someone snapchat me a pic of you topless laying on the bar with Scotty pouring a bottle of tequila down your throat. IT'S NOT EVEN ELEVEN YET.
School starts next week
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
he started frosting cupcakes and licking the mini-spatula realllllly deliberately and i don't know if i'm more attracted to him or the cupcakes
You are cordially invited to an I'm not pregnant laser tag celebration tomorrow. booze is optional.
I'll start working on my manners when you stop using please and thank you in the bedroom.
Randomize
