Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
hey dont come home for a while, moms drunk and is telling the story of 'how she met dad at that orgy' again
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
My drunk neighbor is arguing with a goose in his yard. This was the highlight of my day.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
Yeah you'd pretty much be ruined if you broke up with a guy like that and then had to return to the dating pool
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
I love you man but my hope is that you will not wake me up again by pissing on me
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