would you consider dating someone with braces an investment?
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
After we hooked up, he left the room and no one has seen him since last night. That kid redefined hit it and quit it.
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i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just had my ass outlined on a bar top with permanent marker and then they carved the imprint into the wood with a knife. I'm famous in the country!
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
I can't relate, I like my boobs roaming free like a wild animal, and I occasionally let them devour small children
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
THEY SELL PREFROZEN MARGARITAS AND THEY COME WTH A STRAW. MY PRIORITIES ARE IN ORDER
All I want to do is shower, but there is a keg in there.
I woke up saran wrapped to a chair....
I was so drunk I got motion sickness from sex.
I think it’s appropriate to celebrate the start of mother’s day at the bar with the men that almost made me a mother
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