Please tell me I didn't pass out while we were having sex last night... and if so I am sooooo sorry.
do people really wait til 5 oclock to start drinking in real life?
You would think that an uncircumcised man would understand how the hood of a clit works.
I just spewed blue gatorade in the shower. It looked like the ocean.
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i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
its not a party unless mikie exposes himself
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You hid from a cop under some guy's canoe on his lawn.. It didnt work
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Fuck that, come home. Let's get drunk and judge people.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
So if I run into you on the street, I'm supposed to just stop drop and suck your dick?
Well I'm back. Could you fill me in on what I missed?
You don't want to know. Trust me.
I just wanna know if were done hooking up so I know of that condom he left in my top drawer is fair game
I did not get pleasing results from googling “Bob Ross goat”
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