ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
oh. my. god. the guy i hooked up with last night is currently wearing a dress.
i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
white trash or talent: driving, 1 hand on the wheel, 1 holding a cell phone & talking & smoking without using hands..in an old beater pickup..
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I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
He said he has something to give me... I swear to God if it's a joint or a framed picture of his penis i'm going to kill him
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
apparently in the middle of sex, i said "i just really love the food network i watch it every day"
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
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