I don't think brook has ever known best
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Just saw some guy walking down the street rapping about various types of pasta.
i got totally wasted at 2pm and cleaned the house bc i was bored. my mom now supports my alcohol problem
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Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
Just to be clear, the only reason you're allowed to scream "COCKTAIL SERVANT" at bartenders is because you have nice tits
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
I don't really feel bad about it, but I legit just squirted in the back of an Uber and it makes me think how many times has this happened before?!?!
I was mad at him...then I jerked off. Now I'm over it. Orgasms fix everything, I swear.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I dont remember you getting a condom thrown at you. I think I had a concusion
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