Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
Puking in one of the stalls, a guy ran in and started puking in the other stall... In between heaves we told each other our names; i found out that it was my old best friend that moved away in the 8th grade
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
it's all just a bunch of faces and i remember what the floor looked like.
5th glass of wine. There's pictures of Jesus everywhere. It's like you're constantly reminded of your sins here.
The Angel on my shoulder is now resorting to merely reminding me that, "You will regret this later." I'm not sure if he's learning how I think or just giving up. Either way, should make life a bit more interesting.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
The creepiest man is serenading me at the bar right now. I had about a quarter of a drink left and the bartender just walked over and filled it with vodka and walked away laughing.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
like I licked Molly off a boys palm last night at a bar I think its ok to eat chicken once a week
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
Also you can't just sext a Michelle quote from Full House.
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
I'm seeing how far I can grow my leg hair out before Jason will say anything. I'm up to an inch
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