weak ass sauce last night. waste of time. you suck. ps. your boobs are fake
listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
apparently i traded the tiffany necklace my mom bought me for 2 shots and next in line for beer pong at the frat.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
he told me he expects me to keep the fangs on when i go down on him. presumptuous, yes, but man after my own heart.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
There's going to be a pool, lightsabers and alcohol. What could go wrong?!
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
Its not even real halloween yet. This extremely toxic yet briliant costume is going to kill me
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
I wish I'd realized he looked like Skrillex before I was already in the middle of fucking him...
I'm convinced he's the patron saint of oral sex
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
Is she talking about a testicle cuff or just a cock ring? How did you meet this girl?
Is there a big difference?
It’s about the same as the difference between a night of drunken sex with a stripper at the Bellagio and being robbed and left for dead by a crystal meth tweaker
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